Pirate Smiles - Version 2.0

2004-05-03T17:13:00.000-05:00

whoa. its been way too long. im sorry maggie.

i love you.

youre 20. holy shit.

im not.

maggie, make your goonball boyfriend blog more. thanks. awesome. great grand wonderful.

2004-05-02T21:11:00.000-05:00

so why doesn't anyone blog?

2004-04-27T20:08:00.000-05:00

ok whats up i'm not going to use any periods or commas during this blog but i want everyone involved in my birthday outing on friday night right now it's murphy's then joe's you may go to any or both of these and i'd love for you to be there we should most likely get some italian ice at dewey's other place oh by the way where is dewey's original place? who knows i know its only steph and paul who read this and only occasionally at that and i've told you both about it already but oh well

mark should blog what a goon

2004-04-21T08:54:00.000-05:00

that's so freakin cool!

2004-04-21T07:37:00.000-05:00

oh a. safranek. so hot. want to touch the heiny.

i love you polska marie wypasek. and of course my pretty friend maggie rohr. rohr, were getting chipotle on friday afternoon with katie tompkins. how do you feel about that? best news of my day.

we rearranged our room. its funny.

2004-04-19T23:40:00.000-05:00

me too!!!!!!! i love you TOO, stephanie! and i saw you today! that was cool.

2004-04-19T18:45:00.000-05:00

ERICA I LOVE YOU!!!!ERICA I LOVE YOU!!!!ERICA I LOVE YOU!!!!ERICA I LOVE YOU!!!!ERICA I LOVE YOU!!!!ERICA I LOVE YOU!!!!ERICA I LOVE YOU!!!!ERERICA I LOVE YOU!!!!ICA I LOVE YOU!!!!ERICA I LOVE YOU!!!!ERICA I LOVE YOU!!!!ERICA I LOVEERICA I LOVE YOU!!!! YOERICA I LOVE YOU!!!!U!!!!ERICA I LOVE YOU!!!!ERICA I LOVE YOU!!!!EERICA I LOVE YOU!!!!RICA I LOVE YOU!!!!

2004-04-19T09:09:00.000-05:00

i sucked in that soccer game too.

tuesday's game!!! i'm excited already. IM sports always give me something to look forward to, especially when they involve a. safranek.

2004-04-19T09:08:00.000-05:00

erica! you bring in love from all over the place! anytime i introduce you to a friend, they love you instantly. you're a very loveable person. and boys schmoys.

2004-04-18T22:29:00.000-05:00

Let's talk about Erica and her lack of love.

Oh, its true. There is no love for Erica, except from her pretty friend Margararararararararet. And sadly, that still leaves Erica lonely.

I need something to do. I want to go home. I have a test tomorrow night. And I'm not studying. HA. Take that, University of Illinois. Bastards.

2004-04-18T22:27:00.000-05:00

well apparently i dont blog enough, so here i am, blogging. I LOVE YOU ALL. we won in soccer today, it ruled, but i sucked, as always. Katie, see you in a few days, to the rest of you, you rock as well. PEACE

2004-04-18T10:59:00.000-05:00

yo! how was fiddler?

2004-04-16T18:57:00.000-05:00

rohr is my pretty friend. i love her.

i also love dave green. what? who said that? not me, that's fo shizzle.

2004-04-16T12:36:00.000-05:00

"woot woot"
-erica "beautiful friend" engle

FUN ON THE QUAD YESTERDAY!

it's 80 degrees and i'm sitting in my own sweat knowing i have things to do and neglecting to do them.

soccer today!!!

2004-04-16T12:25:00.000-05:00

remember how i am going to be home in a week
wow that makes me happy.
remember how guam and i are friends?
yeah he is the hottest boy ever. i really like that kid!

2004-04-14T13:34:00.000-05:00

ummmmmmmmmmmmmm party at megans in eight days. woot woot.

2004-04-11T16:38:00.000-05:00

happy easter kiddos. go jesus.

2004-04-08T19:28:00.001-05:00

rohr, please tell bobbi sue not to delete it.

2004-04-08T19:28:00.000-05:00

im not gonna lie. i fell of the face of the earth for a bit.

but im back and ready for more.

my tummy hurts.

so does my throat.

megan!!! has pinkeye

stephanie is pretty.

so is rohr.

stumbaugh RULES.

im reinviting bobbi sue.

2004-04-08T15:26:00.000-05:00

BLOG

2004-04-07T00:29:00.000-05:00

hi....

STEPHANIE!

2004-04-06T23:35:00.000-05:00

HEREWEAREAGAIN. SOCCER ON THE QUAD WITH TEAM SIDEWALK/CELL PHONE/DOG/ANDREW/BIKE/HOODED SWEATSHIRT WAS SURE A LOT OF FUN, WASN'T IT? EDDIE WALKER TOO. THAT DOG ROCKED THE WORLD...THE HUSKIE. OH, MY ROOM HAS ANTS IN IT. ROCK OUT. HOPE EVERYONE'S HAVING A GREAT NIGHT. I'M ROYALLY ANNOYED WITH EVERYTHING THAT BREATHES FOR SOME REASON THIS WEEK, SO EXCUSE ME.

2004-04-03T01:23:00.000-06:00

s'been a while.
i'm in a bad mood. however, i just watched ghost. patrick swayze's hair ( i know i spelled that wrong) and several looks on faces were hysterical to me for some reason.

anyway.

good night.

2004-03-31T15:50:00.000-06:00

hello yall

2004-03-17T22:09:00.000-06:00

4.3.04 to rbennet@uiuc.edu

if thats not you, tell me.

and you should heart blogging, as i heart blogging and as i heart all of you.

2004-03-17T18:36:00.000-06:00

erica. let's be serious. when did you send me this 'alleged' blog invatation? I heart blogging.
love Bobbi Sue
as posted on Marge's compu. Wednesday 17, 2004

2004-03-16T20:39:00.000-06:00

i got a tip at work today. it was a whole $0.82. woo woo.

then i got hit on by some guy at work. woo woo.

2004-03-15T07:37:00.000-06:00

we're mad at bobbi sue. she was invited to blog and did not accept. that was mean.

way to be college rohr. drinking rum on a sunday night. awesome.

2004-03-15T00:17:00.000-06:00

ramble on.

and, oh, i'm watching high fidelity and drinking rum with bobbi sue.

2004-03-14T22:40:00.000-06:00

no shit. i love my roommates. even if one farts and doesnt admit it.

2004-03-14T20:03:00.000-06:00

crap illinois!

2004-03-14T17:04:00.000-06:00

yeah. team sucked it up today. fffffffffers.

2004-03-13T12:48:00.000-06:00

my roommate hates me.

hhahahah.

i told her flight commander that shes drunk. oops.

hahahahhaha.

i love her.

ELIZABETH ANNNNNNNNNNNNN VRDSKY I LOVE YOU

2004-03-13T12:27:00.000-06:00

the british are coming the bristish are coming...

Seriously

2004-03-13T12:26:00.000-06:00

did you hear about madrid?

2004-03-13T12:19:00.000-06:00

I love erica
I love Maggie Rohr as well
Mark you are so cool.

Katie glad you have
traveled back to blogger earth
I really like cheese.

STEPHANIE!

2004-03-12T16:39:00.000-06:00

oh yeah... read mair as two syllables. then it works.

2004-03-12T10:18:00.000-06:00

maggie rohr you are
so very special to me
i love you so much

mark rubin we are
both so jewish and chinese
hairy and eat lots

my roomie polska
loves chad mair and cheese too
happy late birthday

2004-03-11T19:43:00.000-06:00

thank you, Erica. you're special.
Stephanie and Mark, consider yourselves dumped.

2004-03-11T15:53:00.000-06:00

i play the cowbell
honestly i really do
then i drank orange juice

2004-03-10T19:19:00.000-06:00

i expect haikus from a. stephanie! and b. markrubin.

thank you.

2004-03-10T15:01:00.000-06:00

hi my name is katie. some of you might remember me. i fell off the face of the blog earth for a while but i am back and i full swing.

one week from today i will be in mexico!!! viva mexico con mi madre!!! fiesta!!!

i am excited. i also get to see you guys!!!! are any of you going to be able to make it to the spitalfield show on the 16th at the metro?? because you should go if you can

today i was sitting outside drinking a lime diet coke in the sun and i spilled it down my leg. i laughed a lot. it was quite funny. almost as funny as the fact that i am going to have my own radio show on our radio station next quarter!!! ahhhhh i am so excited. it just hit me that i am going to have the show! wow.

ok time to go to philosophy class.

ps stalkers are crazy and everywhere. i need to go into hiding or transfer . . . hmmmmm bolivia sounds nice!

2004-03-10T11:59:00.000-06:00

Jazzercise, Rohr. It seems more fit for 73 year old women.

SUB ANSWER - obviously Richard Simmons. Duh.

Katie sent me a condom in the mail. odd. I miss my roommate Stephanie! I lost her.

2004-03-10T08:54:00.000-06:00

ummm...the posed question was NOT answered...i'm a little miffed.
however, i wish you guys a good day. i'm really freakin tired.

2004-03-09T17:02:00.000-06:00

I like Cheese

STEPHANIE!

2004-03-08T18:59:00.000-06:00

blog blog blog blog blog.

hey markus... whats your address?

My head hurts, and Stumbaugh and I are going to Best Buy. Woot woot. See you all later sometime.

Oh, and Question Mark, I need a copy of your demos. My computers being a fuck and my burner's not working right. BYE!

2004-03-08T12:20:00.000-06:00

it's monday and I'm listening to Foo Fighters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2004-03-08T12:19:00.000-06:00

SUB-QUESTION: (picture Jack Black from that part in High Fidelity, oh kay?)
Who would you pick to lead the chosen class?

that was a bad sub-question, i just wanted to write that and make the HF reference.

ERICA IS GOING TO THE WONDERFUL WONDERFUL WORLD OF DISNEY!!! rock on, man!!!

2004-03-08T12:17:00.000-06:00

OK, I love all of you and your proper punctuation and capitalization, but seriously, no love for the HAIKUS! let's do random questions instead:

Would you rather take jazzercise or tae-bo classes with 20 women over the age of 73?

2004-03-07T22:21:00.000-06:00

Sometimes George scares me in the middle of the night.

I'm still blogging as a 19 year old. HA. 19 Polska. Not 20. Woooooo.

I'd just like to say to all of my girls that I love you. A lot. Mark, you too, even though you're not one of my girls.

Steph drinks lots of vodka. Me? I drink a lot of beer. It's good.

2004-03-07T13:19:00.000-06:00

Well i am blogging as a 20 year old now... yeah i'm old... oh so very old... i'm at work... getting paid.. i'm poor... lately a poor drunk.. yeah i drink vodka like its water now...

Hey i got a new roommate... his name is George W. Bush... ever heard of him? he's cool.. he lets me dress him... right now he has on a browns hat... a cubs jersey and well a grass skirt.... it's the new style

well kids... since i'm old now i better get going.

STEPHANIE!

2004-03-07T11:43:00.000-06:00

I totally dig the Jimmy lyric at the top of the page. I really like that song. Word up to Midge for acquainting me with it. I'm fa sho hung over. Poop on that. Midge, Kimosabie and Bri had a damn good time with the Bloomington folk, though. BOOYAH.

Listening to: NO PARTICULAR NIGHT OR MOURNING!!! No really, I am because I'm trying to pick stuff out that sucks.

2004-03-06T17:24:00.000-06:00

question mark, im sad that i wont see you next week. youll have to come back some other time. okay good.

DISNEY WORLD SO SOON.

2004-03-06T09:55:00.000-06:00

please remind me to NEVER start drinking at noon again. i dont like being hungover at, you know, like... midnight.

2004-03-06T01:33:00.000-06:00

THE DEMO IS DONE!!! Sorry I haven't blogged in awhile, but I've been busy with the stupid damn demo- we racked up almost 14 hours in two days. It sounds incredibly good, though: it's uncanny. You'd never believe we did this in a garage, basement and dorm room. I'll let you know when the tracks are on the site (www.noparticularnightormourning.com). We're really proud of it and I really think you'll enjoy the songs! Speaking of, go to...

http://www.tomorrowideation.com/getoffended/music2.html

and vote for us so we move up in the standings- if you don't use Outlook, just send an e-mail to GetOffended@aol.com and put "Vote4NoParticularNightOrMourning" as the subject. Thanks!

Ok, enough band crap: get ready for El Rubin- my spring break is coming up and I'll be a Champaign vagrant again, so be sure to look for me sleeping in the gardening aisle of your local Meijer. BOOYAH. Good night, friends.

2004-03-05T08:25:00.000-06:00

oh polska's birthday extravaganza.

well... i started festivities at ABOUT 545 (I'm a lush, what can i say). it was grand. drank a 40 before we went out, and then went out to our friends older bro's house. i drank more, but then got SUPER tired and came home. STEPHANIE however, came home much later. AND MUCH DRUNKER.

ill elaborate later.

2004-03-04T16:53:00.000-06:00

woah...so were you just looking around your room when you wrote all of that?

if so, awesome!

haiku:

you may get banged up
fast forward to the red cup
it contains vodka!

2004-03-04T12:37:00.000-06:00

rohr, you best believe that we will drink to you and to spain and to your beauty and to stephs birthday and to poland and to china and to spain again and to boys and to bands and to music and to mark rubin and to OUR MOMS and to my dad and Stephs mom again and to chapstick and to katie and megan and leeny and doro and to pictures and keychains and balloons and cellphones and to showering and to blowing noses and to VACO and to OAR and to trash cans and stickers and birthday cards and to spanish music and then maybe to computers and the internet and to beer and vodka and to STEPHANIE AGAIN BECAUSE ITS HER BIRTHDAY.

we'll get banged up. you better believe it. polska, get ready.

2004-03-04T11:21:00.001-06:00

just kidding kram nibur

2004-03-04T11:21:00.000-06:00

HAVE FUN TONIGHT, STEPH AND ERICA! I'M TERRIBLY SADDENED BY THE FACT THAT I WILL MISS THE FESTIVITIES! DRINK TO SPAIN FOR ME! WRITE A DRUNKEN HAIKU TOO.

birthday wish: a book of haikus.

got it?
cool. no recorders this time...

2004-03-04T11:19:00.000-06:00

hey, maybe we could sing together.

happy birthday steph! i saw you this morning before going to a disaster of a test...
i'm going home today...old navy and marshalls will be visited promptly upon my arrival.
these weeks are going by way too fast. does anyone agree? i think i'm constantly looking forward (not necessarily in excitement) to the next deadline or activity. i want to find a peace of mind that allows me to live in the present. i think my habit of list-making and planning inhibits that though. well enough of that ponderment.

haiku time:

all those tears you've cried
well i read the letter you wrote
i still love you so

(who knows what song that's from?)

ok, here it is backwards:

cried you've tears those all
wrote you letter the read i well!
so you love still i

2004-03-04T00:04:00.000-06:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MISS POLSKA!!!

Sorry I've been such a bum. Stupid school...

I don't like how Spitalfield's bass sounds. It sounds like their bassist is good, but his tone is awful. Blekch.

Time for bed. Robinson Crusoe is calling. He's saying, "Mark, I'm here on this damned island! Get me the fuck out of here!" So, you know, I shouldn't keep him waiting.

Hey, my band is going to have some new and surprisingly well-done mp3s coming up soon! We're finishing up the recordings tomorrow night and we're going to mix and master tomorrow and all weekend, so make sure you go to www.noparticularnightormourning.com to check that shit out. Sign the guestbook a lot and say funny things.

Listen to Radiohead's The Bends

A la prochaine...

2004-03-03T23:39:00.001-06:00

and rohr, letme tell you that i LOLed the WHOLE time i read that. damn. we were geeks. well, i still am.

lvoe to all.

find bobbi sue. get her ass on here.

2004-03-03T23:39:00.000-06:00

ALMOST POSLKA DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shes reading to us now. about who the hell knows waht. and steve and i are eating cheddar goldfish.

i have a headache.

2004-03-03T22:29:00.000-06:00

1.5 hours until POLSKA DAY!

2004-03-03T21:16:00.001-06:00

tournament, is what i meant
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2004-03-03T21:16:00.000-06:00

MISS ENGLE, THAT WAS GREAT! YOU'RE GREAT, YOU KNOW THAT??? REMEMBER WHEN I MADE YOU POSE YOUR FEET FOR ME? (you too, mark)
REMEMBER WHEN WE PAINTED YOUR CAR?
REMEMBER WHEN I SLEPT ON YOUR COUCH ALL THE TIME?
REMEMBER WHEN YOU KISSED KEVIN MARTIN?
REMEMBER WHEN WE GOT HO HO HO BOXERS FOR A TOURNEMENT?
REMEMBER WHEN WE WON THE ILLINOIS STATE OPEN?
REMEMBER WHEN THOSE MEN WOULD COME INTO NTC AND EXCLAIM ABOUT THE WEATHER?
REMEMBER WHEN I WAS GOING TO MARRY DREW JENSEN?
REMEMBER WHEN YOU AND HARLEY WHILE I WAS TANNING? OH, THEN YOU STOLE MY CLOTHES.
REMEMBER WHEN JAYDON CALLED YOU?
REMEMBER WHEN YOU PAINTED YOUR ROOM FOR UNDER A DOLLAR?
REMEMBER WHEN WE SAT ON MY HAMMOCK AND WATCHED CARS?
REMEMBER WHEN YOU TOOK OUT PAT ZOOOOOFAN?
REMEMBER WHEN WE PLAYED NEXT TO RICK AND PAT?
REMEMBER WHEN WE FOLLOWED RICK TO HIS HOME AND i'm thinking he tried to lose us on the way there... oh, ?
REMEMBER WHEN I SWORE IN FRONT OF PETE FRIESCHLAG AND HE SAID "NOT HERE?"
REMEMBER WHEN WE USED TO GET EXCITED TO WAKE UP BEFORE 7 EVERYDAY TO GO PLAY TENNIS?
REMEMBER WHEN JEN GOT ENGAGED?
REMEMBER WHEN I HUGGED MRS. GEOTZ?
REMEMBER...........i'm going to go study.

2004-03-03T19:57:00.000-06:00

Haiku
hmmm... how bout...

Yeah i have nothing...

2004-03-03T12:41:00.000-06:00

But Rohr i really
do not konw how to write one
i guess i must suck

2004-03-03T12:01:00.000-06:00

cacauphony that
leaves a residue to one
ride the waves tuesday

2004-03-03T11:59:00.000-06:00

new requirement: everytime you blog, you must write a haiku.

2004-03-03T11:58:00.000-06:00

yeah, I told
Mark
To Blog
But he's a BUM.

2004-03-03T10:30:00.000-06:00

im bored of school. but im going to read now. stephanie, i miss you.

POLSKA BIRTHDAY EXTRAVAGANZA TOMORROW!!!

2004-03-03T10:28:00.000-06:00

I want a piece too.

BobbiSue is DEF invited. Rohr, tell that damn boyfriend of yours that he needs to blog more. POS.

DISNEY WORLD IN 3 DAYS. HOT DAMN. i miss my mom. she called me yesterday.

anyone want to go to kansas with me to see a boy? lets roll.

2004-03-02T21:53:00.000-06:00

Mags.... I would like a piece.
the end

STEPHANIE!

2004-03-02T20:22:00.001-06:00

erica, invite rbennet@uiuc.edu to this rockin blog. that's bobbi sue and she's cooo.

2004-03-02T20:22:00.000-06:00

ok, i just picked my nose and the long booger extracted was black. why, you ask? because i inhale a lot of CHARCOAL DUST! I'M going to die from all the inhalation of toxic fumes from oil painting. oh, if you guys want to see this booger, lemme know, i'll get you a piece.

2004-03-02T17:23:00.000-06:00

i just went to an interview covered in paint. now, do we think that was a good idea?

it's so nice out! i think i'll go walking...
to the art annex to finish a painting that is not even mine.

goodoooooooooooooooooooood night...i encourage you all to say that word aloud. it's good for your pancreas!

peace out!!!!!!

2004-03-02T01:38:00.000-06:00

It's almost Stephanie!'s birthday. Let's all get excited. Should you like to party with us, get ahold of me. Be it IM, phone, telegraph, fax, little note folded like a paper football like in middle school, I don't care. Just do it.

I'm getting tired. My roommate's getting hit on. I'm sorry I got lost. I guess I kind of pulled a ROHR.

Disney World soon. I need it. Damn, I suck. Love to all, I'm going to bizz-ed.

2004-03-01T22:07:00.000-06:00

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STEPHANIE!

2004-03-01T22:06:00.000-06:00

A PLUG!

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STEPHANIE!

2004-03-01T22:04:00.000-06:00

I lost my roommate once....
but I found her

STEPHANIE!

2004-02-29T22:11:00.000-06:00

that song freakin rocks!!!!!!!!! and so does deftones, "knife party!!!"

2004-02-29T18:38:00.000-06:00

i believe in a thing called love
JUSTLISTENTOTHERHYTHMOFMYHEART

2004-02-29T18:31:00.000-06:00

I'm going nuts
yes bananas... i meant bananas...
the reason you ask?
Music 133... is going to kick my ass...

I obviously haven't blogged for a while so i would like to welcome (?) yes....Ma Polska called you question mark... it was great.... and andy rohr.. what?!? yeah i missed that...tear.... tear

Mags... get your game face on... we've got 7 players...
hey anyone wanna burr? perhaps you awesomer

and for the record... i don't know what erica was talking about the gasiness!

STEPHANIE!
(yeah mark this is how i end my blogs!)

2004-02-29T17:35:00.000-06:00

Yeah, I didn't see you at the show, Erica! I saw Stephanie, Paul (who didn't recognize or didn't want to say "hello" to me) and Andy but no Princess Consuelo Banannahammock. Funny show, though. John said "tampons."

2004-02-28T21:59:00.000-06:00

Helllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooo all.

Mark, sorry i didnt sya hi at the fishing con dynamite show. i suck.

im sleepy. and yet im drinking beer and getting ready to go out.. hmm... im so college.

rohr, the martin kids (jack and kevin) called me last night. they were drunk. odd. he's presto chango.

2004-02-28T12:05:00.000-06:00

man, i keep farting.
it's like i'm stephanie polska or something...

2004-02-27T19:20:00.000-06:00

My new name is Princess Consuela Bananahammock.

2004-02-27T14:51:00.000-06:00

i like this blog, this day, this old alcohol taste on my tongue even though i've brushed my teeth, and this watch i'm wearing.
andy rohr may come down tomorrow...probably a 10% chance of that though, so no one get their hopes too high...POLSKA...
who's going to the hockey game tonight?
who wants to go to a russian movie with me instead?
bahhh, no one i presume! cool!

i think i had one of the best days of my life yesterday.

2004-02-27T13:26:00.000-06:00

stephanie is missing and paul and i are hungry and i dont know what to do becuase i want to go to IHOP with my roommate because we craved CHEESE OMLETTTTTTTTTES last night because they are so good and then we went to Steak and Shake because shakes are oh so good and we didnt get to play basketball like we wanted to but paul is on the phone and stephanie called so that i know she is not missing which is always good when i think my roommate is missing but shes not anymore but im happy becuase im going to disney world soon and i think all of you should come too

2004-02-26T18:44:00.000-06:00

Thanks for the cordial welcome, friends. Maggie, why lima beans or straw? Straw can't really be thrown anyway, at least not as single strands. I don't think I'd want a bale of straw thrown at me. When those are wet they stink like poo, so to have one thrown at you could be likened to having a heavy piece of poop thrown at you. That wouldn't be favorable. Though, it wouldn't have poop's characteristic consistency, so it probably wouldn't be as gross as having a mound of shit hurled at you. Hmmmm... too much thinking about poop. Time to move on.

I'm eating an apple.

Everybody wish me luck on my genetics test! I have to do quite well on this one since I don't plan on putting forth much effort into that class or any other after this week. If you have any tall male friends with slight breast development, call them a Kleinfelter male and see if they get pissed. My genetics professor told us that there is speculation that king Tutenkahmen was a Kleinfelter male. I'd be pissed if I was XXY.

Ok, time to nourish my dorkiness. Have a great night, all.

Listening to:

Designs On You- Old 97s (yes, still...)

Waiting On An Angel- Ben Harper

2004-02-26T15:13:00.000-06:00

Holla Mark. Welcome. Nice blog, by the way.

I have a test in... 4 hours. This sucks. I should study more, but instead I sit in my room and watch 7th Heaven and fake studying. Ah well.

Perhaps I'll go do that. Or maybe I'll go nap. Hmmmmmmmm.

2004-02-26T12:55:00.000-06:00

welcome aboard, markus. good punctuation and proper capitalization...you may stay.
now i'm going to find an internship for myself, because it seems that i am never satisfied with secure plans...always change, always change.

case in point, i'm shaving my toes on account of my mom calling.

ok, off the phone with G-unit. She's absolutely wonderful-everyone here knows that. I'm listening to some jazz and painting a little. I really wish i could do this all day, but the history of western society calls me..."MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGIE," shouts napoleon, robespierre, locke, jethro tull, mary wollstonecraft, Louis XIV, and other important historical figures in unison.

Oh, let's NOT throw poop at me. you all can throw lima beans or straws at me (not at my face), but no feces por favor.
i really feel like traveling now. i pick................................bolivia. ok, cool. see you on the jet plane.

time to search for internships. bye.

2004-02-25T23:00:00.000-06:00

[start Queen's "We Will Rock You"] Hello one, hello all! MARK RUBIN IS BLOGGING! Thanks for the invite, Erica. Hey, ask Erica about her IM basketball jersey. [skip to guitar solo of said track because it RULES] Ok, so blogging...yeah...this is cool...

Nader? Eres serio? I agree with your assertion that Kerry is shooting himself in the foot by opposing gay marriage, but Nader? Anyhow, put things into perspective: a vote for Nader is a vote for Bush (What was that? Did someone say "the 2000 election?") I don't particularly care for any of the old, rich white men that presume they should be in charge of our fine nation, and that serves to drive me even farther from politics, leaving me nice and cozy in my college bubble. The long of the short of it is: I couldn't care less.

Ok, starting an inaugural blog with a political rant is probably against all blogging etiquette, so bear with me folks: I'm a dumbshit.

Anyhow, thanks again, Erica, for the invite- this will be enjoyable. When I have stupid ideas, I'll be sure to post them and I hope you all will feel inclined to respond with suggestions of along the lines of, "let's throw poop at Maggie." Oh yeah, for those that don't know me, I'm Maggie's boyfriend.

Ok, time for genetics. I need to do well on this test on Friday so I can not do homework for the rest of the semester (on account of the upcoming MCAT) and not have wretched grades. Goodnight everybody!

Oh wait, I seem to recall you all do a "listening to" deal...I'm not as into the indie scene as y'alls kids are, so don't poke fun. Current playlist is as follows:

Want You Bad - Offspring (because we're covering it)

Knife Party - Deftones (because we're covering it)

Rendezvous de Belleville - Benoit Charest (because I'm French...?)

Designs On You - Old 97's

Dead End Road - Alkaline Trio

2004-02-22T22:55:00.000-06:00

katie has so many dates.

i am so tired from last night. i cant handle this rowdiness anymore. i do belive im too old for it. i also think im too old for the MOSH PIT at spitalfield last night. now im going to bed because im super sleepy and my eyes are almost closed NOW. BYE.

2004-02-20T15:58:00.000-06:00

yeah.. what mags said
DATER!

STEPHANIE!
(in case an of you were wondering.. i do realize it says my name on when the message posts... but it's spelled incorrectly... they forgot the ! )

2004-02-20T15:52:00.000-06:00

Today was a bake sale at the Y... yummy.. it went well...
i think thats about it...

Oh and maggie... wanna bur?
Erica... i'm going to call you ONEZ now..
Katie.. you need new friends
Dorthy... i think you are cool...
Paul... i have nothing (but you are cool too!)

Time for erica and i to take turns changing the channels with our separate remotes...

STEPHANIE!

2004-02-19T21:57:00.000-06:00

hahaha. it's funny that erica and steph are having conversations. they live together. ah, all the merrier in merriment. so...nick and jessica, huh? oh yeahhhh.
well i'm seeing my parents tomorrow FINALLY.
erica, hope the DATE went well, you DATER!!!

2004-02-19T18:46:00.000-06:00

Accounting blows goats. Just thought i would let you all know that while i am reading EITF 99-19 on the FASB research database. awesome